Fonging is when you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings around the end, wrap the other end of the strings around your fingers, and then bend over slightly from the waist and put your fingers in your ears, at which point others gently tap on the rack with kitchen utensils such as wooden salad spoons, turkey basters, or screwdrivers and it makes an amazing sound in your head.

Fonging with your friends is a great way to have fun.

Fonging by Erasmus Caffery October 4, 2006

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Fangjie

She is a beautiful, independent and intelligent woman. Her research capabilities are unmatched and her intoxicating laugh and sweet smile are a sight to behold. Her confused HUHs and ability to finish the phrase "Jesus" are just two of her many wonderful traits. She's also an amazing chef and a captivating chinese calligrapher. She's also kinda old.

B: Hi Fangjie, how was your day?
O: How are you still alive?
F: *runs at her for hugs*
Announcer: And the award goes to Fangjie
Fangjie: HuH?

Fangjie by Bolivesco July 6, 2023

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fangjizhe

Very cool person

FangJiZhe is a very cool person

fangjizhe by Slav King June 14, 2018

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Dong fongling

The act of repeatedly junk slapping something when you have a massive dong.

Everyone has a fetish, everyone. Tim prefers leather, Jack prefers dress up, and Al prefers dong fongling.

Dong fongling by White lancer August 25, 2012

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