fondoolie 

noun; The saggy skin that dangles from a very old persons vagina; this happens to a woman's vagina when it is very old - ask someone who works in an old folks home - it is an inescapable fate - it can hang so low that "she" can start to resemble a "he"

Thats not a man dude, that is a woman with a fondoolie.

fondoolie by C. Rivera October 9, 2007

fongooliated 

adjective

When things are screwed up beyond repair or when no matter what you do, you get screwed.
(derived from Italian "va fa coule" which in slang is pronounced as fongool)

I can't believe what's happening at work, it's so fongooliated. Everybody is being layed off.

fongooliated by beegatzz April 18, 2010

fishy fanjoolie 

a very smelly, fish like vagina that pongs from a mile off. often smells of haddock or occasionally it could be pollock.

Is it haddock? is it cod? is it beef? NOPE, it's sarah's fishy fanjoolie. She has no running water at her house so is unable to wash the mongrel.

fishy fanjoolie by montgoms August 23, 2010

fondoodle 

making your fingers dance in a very fast, almost vicious, manner with someone else. your fingers wiggle up, down, sideways, anyway you want. in doing this you imply that you want to engage in sexual intercourse at that very moment. the faster the fingers mean its going to be hot, kinky, filmworthy sex in the near future.

"when was your first time?"
"july 4th 2005."
"tell me about it"

and then kathryn pham described with great detail how she first intertwined fingers with chelsea sandlin under the firework filled night sky. that was the beginning of a very fondoodle filled night.
<3

fondoodle by KathrynFOSHIZZLED August 26, 2007

fondelier 

a man who fondels others without asking

omg hes a fondelier run he'll touch your sack like a bowl full of jelly

fondelier by Tom Richardson September 19, 2007

fondoozle 

To trick, weasel, pry, manipulate, or, lie, in order to steal, or gain something from someone with or without the persons knowledge.

Dad tried to fondoozle my pay check out of me.

fondoozle by aviator5315e March 7, 2012

fondookie 

A dump that follows eating and immense amount of fondue. Also known as fonduece or fondump.

That guy was drinking so much and eating so cheese, that when he went skinny dipping later that night, he ended up laying a fondookie in the pool. He cleared the whole pool out when somebody noticed and yelled "We've got a code brown. Fondookie in the pool!"

fondookie by the comand'r October 5, 2013