Top Definition
An erudite scientific term for an object carrying - and conveying - germs. Used when intellectual superiority vigorously needs to be asserted to compensate for x (where x ∈ A, and A is one of many insecurities) or when one gonna have to choke a bitch.
My ex is a dirty fomite! I got the AIIIIDDSSS from y (where y ∈ B, and B is a set of English pronouns)!
by splunge_masta February 03, 2014

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