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flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.
Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"
flumpels by Cinnamon 。^‿^。 January 17, 2018
Related Words
folum foluminous Folumtious flump flumes Flum flumper Flumming Fluming flumped

flumoniagitis 

This is a combination of Influenza and Pneumonia that results in a case of Laryngitis. Worse than Flumonia because it lasts for weeks sometimes months.
After having Flumonia I wound up losing my voice for weeks from all the coughing and hacking. This is now known as flumoniagitis.
flumoniagitis by Mrenigma1122 December 19, 2009

Flumongu7s 

It has a silent 7. The word you use for anything, or if you cant think of a word to use.
''That car is flumongu7s''
''Where is he, he has been gone for a flumongu7s amount of time''
''when I get home im just going to flumongu7s''
Flumongu7s by alijkf April 10, 2013
The confused, tongue tied and speachless state a boy falls into when the girl he's crushing on talks to him unexpectedly for the first time.
Friend: hey, did you finally talk to Heidi?

Boy: no, I saw her at lunch but I got all flummoxed.

Friend 2: I heard you were like a deer in the headlights.

Zoom flume 

A sex position in which the man swims up the girls vagina like a fish and comes out super fast.
Martha and I tried the zoom flume last night, very spicy”
Zoom flume by Edie has small pp February 23, 2020
1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.

Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.
Dave – underpant typhoon

Dave's mate - Did you flump?

Dave again – Yeah. Sorry lads I think a flump just came out of its burrow
Flump by Flumpet January 27, 2020