Flopedian 

Adjective

Where someone constantly thinks of everything as a joke/makes joke that are unfunny or no one laughs at despite the comedic intention.
"Flop" as the jokes, well, flop as how unfunny they are.
"edian" comedian,play on words.

"He/She is such a flopedian, none of his jokes are funny"
"He/She is such a flopedian, I wasn't making a joke but they took it as if it was"

Flopedian by Lego man² January 15, 2021

flooped 

(n.) the act of pretending to crazily attacking another person with one's fists, most commonly a friend or member of the family. (past tense)

Josh's mom wouldn't check him out from school, so he yelled at his mom and flooped at her.

Marvin and Jeremy flooped at each other during their play-fight.

flooped by Devin & Caleb April 12, 2014

fooped 

Kid friendly way of saying sharted

combination of fart and pooped

Daughter (sobbing): "Daddy, I accidentally pooped in my pants when I tried to fart, I'm sorry"
Daddy: (how do I say it's ok that she sharted?) "It's ok honey, you just FOOPED. It happens to a lot of people."

fooped by medicJT794 February 8, 2010

[Faloped] 

to have sex with or to simple squire a woman about town.

Dude I just Faloped your mother last night!

[Faloped] by FalopedyoMom February 20, 2009

filoped

The opposite of a pedophile. Someone who is attracted to men/women much older then themselves.

pedophile (opposite) --> filoped

Tiara (13yrs) : OMG i am so in love with Joe he is so gorgeous i wish he would date me!
Jasmine (13yrs) : Tiara hes like 25yrs old! You are such a filoped!!

filoped by PrincessT November 10, 2006

foloked 

When you're drunk from drinking too many four loko's

I am so foloked right now.

foloked by Nicholeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 26, 2010

Flooped it

When someone says "I've got this" but then goes on to fail spectacularly.

Floop - I got this.
Loss - wait for it.....
*guardian down*
Tac - Waap Waap Waaaaaaap, he's only gone and flooped it

Flooped it by The Moist Sage August 2, 2016