Hair follicle
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The Follicle of Love
The single strand of hair that mysteriously ends up between a female's butt cheeks in the shower. Pulling this strand out gives her a pleasure in which she doesn't quite understand.
As the suds slowly dripped down her breast, she gently pulled the follicle of love from her bottom and put it on the shower wall.
The Follicle of Love by Guttertron June 9, 2017
Male Follicle Sensitivity
Here’s a witty and humorous definition for "Male Follicle Sensitivity" for Urban Dictionary:
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun
A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.
Common causes include:
Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.
A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.
The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.
The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)
Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.
John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.
Male Follicle Sensitivity by R2u2 March 29, 2025
follicly challenged
Follicly challenged is merely the etymologically correct spelling of follically challenged, which is a euphemistic term for bald men. The use of the word serves to lampoon the perceived overabundance of "politically correct" synonyms for various minority groups, which first emerged and spread in the mid to late '90s.
My father is severely follicly challenged, but he's learned to cope without resorting to a toupee or a combover.
follicly challenged by glutagut January 13, 2008
Folliclism
Dude your opinion sucks dick because you're bald.
That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.
That's straight up folliclism and I don't have to take it.
Folliclism by cdvadj April 17, 2020