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1.
Giving a woman a wake up call by inserting a penis into her vagina. Given the name from the Foldgers coffee song.
Amanda's boyfriend made sure she got to class on time by giving her a Foldgers at 7:30 AM.

Foldgers Theme Song: "The best part of waking up, is with a giant cock in your vagina"
by Amanda Baaa December 06, 2006
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2.
To wake someone by inserting a finger their butthole. Works just as well as coffee.
Foldgers Theme: The best part of waking up... is a finger in your butt.
by mooke's zj June 30, 2011
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