F.O.B.ia

A fear of mail-ordering unless free shipping is offered.

I have an inexplicable F.O.B.ia, and so I just give my best buddy a list of items I want, and let him fill out and mail the catalog's order-forms for me.

F.O.B.ia by QuacksO January 25, 2019

A Fobia 

A short dwarf like creature. Has the land navigation skill of five butter bar Lieutenants. Often seen with very awesome tall creatures.

A Fobia is going hunting, better get a search party started.

A Fobia by Red Dog0418 October 28, 2013

Fobia 

A fear of being deceived.

Heard about this guy who's been gypped a gazillion times? No wonder the poor guy's suffering from severe fobia.

Fobia by Jay Divanji January 13, 2008

FOBIA 

An acronym for Fear of Being Invited Again.

Forget FOMO! I have FOBIA. I just want to stay home and watch Netflix.

FOBIA by BobbyBobbles November 11, 2017

fobian slip 

When an Asian raised in an English speaking country involuntarily adopts the accent of their heritage, whether they speak the language or not.

The concept of a Freudian slip, applied to Asian accents.

Oh herro prease... oops, pardon the fobian slip. I meant to say hello, pleased to meet you as well.

fobian slip by butchgoestoindochina July 20, 2010

photo fobia 

this is when your scared when your pictures are up in places where they shouldn't be (feds walls, or america's most wanted)

"photo fobia no kodak moments feds walls with my pictures on em, NAH, i aint even in the school yearbook dont do to much posin gotta cool killa look"- Weezy

photo fobia by mick olberding January 14, 2007

fobian 

The last name of a group of people all gifted in genes. The fobians dad is a hunk and mother looks in her 30s but most of all they have the most beautiful daughter, lighting up any rooms she enters and makes everything in the world seem pointless.

Damn I wish my parents were fobians.

Have you heard he is dating a fobian? Damn he's lucky

fobian by itsamememario February 9, 2020