fmpe

acronym for "Fuck My Pathetic Existence".

Person 1: Yeh, our biology is due next period.
Person 2: Omfg, are you serious? Fmpe.

Mum: Honey, we're out of sprinkles.
Joe: FMPE!!

fmpe by clayerr:* July 16, 2010

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FMPE

An acronym used to express 1) the painful reminiscence about all that has come to pass throughout the course of one's pathetic lifetime, 2) No hope for the a brighter tomorrow 3) Utter defeat & surrender in the face of life's brutal, never-ending onslaught of problems. All in all, if someone reaches this stage in life, then they're better off having their whole family tree eradicated.

Adam:Yo man, everything is going fucking wrong with my life. FMPE!!

Steve: Fucking die already.. emo fuck.

FMPE by Queer&here May 8, 2010

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FMPE

fmpe = short version for
From My Personal Expirience.

a: "so, what can you say about MacOS?"
b: "FMPE it looks very nice, but it is just a BSD linux with some addons"

FMPE by abductee September 23, 2005

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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