flusterpate
On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.
flusterpate by Marc December 11, 2003
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frusterbate
This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.
"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.
frusterbate by running out of patience May 2, 2009
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fusterated
fusterated by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012
flusterated
flusterated by mstabbycat February 5, 2009
Frusterbated
Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.
or
adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
or
adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.
Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.
Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.
Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
Frusterbated by twiggiwig July 22, 2009
flusterbate
flusterbate by ios37 October 17, 2011
Flusterbate
Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.
"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."
Flusterbate by Locke Kole November 5, 2009
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