flush your mom

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.

"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021