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An unusually long penis associated with an inflamed shaft, but also entails having small testicles about the size of peas (this would be flumentitis). It is a painful disease that results in hospitalization and the victim is impitent for the remainder of his life.
Person 1: Did you hear about Craig's junk? His dick is huge and his balls are really small.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was hospitalized for flumentitis.
by shitstain212593 January 12, 2008
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The viscous liquid consisting of feces, lube and semen which is evacuated from the anus at the conclusion of anal intercourse.
"Baby, get me a towel. I have flumen running down my leg." OR,

"Brush your teeth, your breath smells like flumen."
by Grama Snaza March 07, 2010
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