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flugnatch 

1. To be screwed over.
2. To be an idiot, asshole, etc.....
3. To insert something into something else.
4. To hit someone/something.
1. I was flugnatched today at the 7/11...the guy in front of

me grabbed the last bag of Doritos
2. You're being a flugnatcher.
3. Just flugnatch it in there.
4. HEY! Don't flugnatch me, you flugnatcher.

See also, screwed idiot asshole to insert to hit
flugnatch by smokeythebear44 November 1, 2010
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flugrath 

A very short, but mostly wide penis. Different from a chode in that it is characterized by also being completely hidden by an extreme pubic bush.
My buddy John has an impressive Flugrath! We all seen some chode in our day, but this thing was hidden, even to sherlock.
flugrath by dubh March 11, 2014

flugenachen 

Someone who docks their boat in a handicapped slip
Figure it out, you flugenachen.
flugenachen by RoseNyland July 11, 2018

flugrath 

A short penis that is shorter than it is wide. Typically covered in hair, mostly because the pubic hair is far longer than the unit itself.
That dude that always be hollerin at my lady has a Flugrath.
flugrath by Dubh March 11, 2014

flungacha 

A person who consumes his own fecal matter.
Verb : That shit eater flungachas all day

Noun : Don't eat that shitwhat are you a flungacha
flungacha by Jeff November 9, 2003

Penis-Flysnatch 

Its a women with serated teeth arond the edges of a womans vagina and when a penis enters it bites it off like a fly catcher needs to eat atleast 15 dicks a day to survive
Dude this guy dick just got bite off by her penis-flysnatch
Penis-Flysnatch by The fluffy January 19, 2017

Canadian Flagpatch 

An iron-on patch of Canada's National Flag worn on backpacks or cheap jackets by travelling American Tourists, of various ages. It usually is displayed in European cities with red-light districts or easy access to marijauna, or drugs.

This tactic is rather dated and unfortunately displays the Americans ignorance that they have of they of the world around them. This includes affordable world-wide travel and the easy accesiblilty of multi-media, as well as no respecting Canadian that travels abroad wears a Canadian flagpatch.
U.S Tourist 1: Hey, don't forget to iron on my Canadian flagpatch on my backpack before we go to Amsterdam.

U.S. Tourist 2: Oh Yeah! I hear they love Canadians and are really nice to them. I bet we'll score some better stufftoo, if we have bigger patches.

U.S Tourist 1: Yeah! Do they Speak English over there?