fluffer gnomes Share definition Flag The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts. I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning. fluffer gnomes by El Zorro July 7, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the fluffer gnomes mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch