The man saw his ex-
girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it
bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or
may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of
love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little
words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her
teeth and began his life without her!
