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flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.
Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.
flubbergasted by ruwisc October 15, 2009

Flubbermenschnooker 

To put Jello in one's socks.

Often done as a prank, fashion statement, or pure chaotic neutral act.
Dude, I just Flubbermenschnookered Leonardo De Caprio's socks when he wasn't looking.
Flubbermenschnooker by Jake & Sam August 27, 2021

flubbergab 

One having a twenty pound labia.
Misty, get away from me with that flubbergab

Flubberguzzler

When an obese man (or Flubber Grubber) holding his stomach-roll up in order to facilitate fellatio accidentally let's go suffocating his partner, he is said to have given his partner a Flubberguzzler
After Janet accidentally raked me with her teeth I let go and gave her a flubberguzzler.
Flubberguzzler by USBibble September 21, 2011

Flubbergast 

The emotion of shock or awe a person feels when they witness another person's excessive fat.
Mac was walking in the mall when he was flubbergasted by a 300 pound woman with a tank top that should only be worn by people half her size.
Flubbergast by Graham G. April 6, 2008

Flubbergusher 

a fat girl who squirts uncontrollably while she is being bounced back and forth during sex.
Last night Joey said that Mary had a flubbergusher while he was pounding her doggy style.
Flubbergusher by EGerb April 12, 2017