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OJ flow J 

A fit African American man smoothly and in a flowing pattern gives you what would commonly be referred to as a handjob
Damn did that nigga give you a OJ flow J
OJ flow J by Cripple Killer May 29, 2019
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flow-joes 

Term for reef-walker slippers; ie the slippers tourist wear with the velcro lashings. They can be the variety of the LA gear style with the lights that flash with movement, or just black.
Gerald "I went on the reef walk and got my flow-joes wet and now they dont flash anymore!"
flow-joes by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010

Flow-Jay 

another term for Blow-Job
Sally gives the best flow-jays

flow jesus 

When a christian boy has long flowing hair.
flow jesus by Flow Jesus February 26, 2022

Flow Job 

The act of an attractive women running her fingers through the hair of someone with tremendous flow. Bros with incredible hair find flow jobs to be almost equivalent to blow jobs.
That girl wanted to bang me as soon as she engaged in foreplay by giving me a flow job.
Flow Job by BROmanChu10 September 30, 2010

Flow Juice 

Shampo and conditioner.
I use flow juice to keep my flow lookin nice.
Flow Juice by poon handler25 June 25, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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