Fossilitis 

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011

fossilize

Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop

"Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real."

fossilize by Leemz May 21, 2008

fossilized 

The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward

Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning

fossilized by Dan-Druff December 18, 2010

Fossilized ape 

An elderly black male who lives off the white males money. This word is a devestating insult to those of the African American race, so use it as much as possible to insult the peasants we call niggers.

Privileged White Male: "Oh hey Billy look at the fossilized ape over there living off our hard earned money, what a nigger, black male, let's insult this peasant."
Billy: "We should whip him with our slavery whips."

Fossilized ape by Communism Is Good December 17, 2017

fossilized 

When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.

Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.

fossilized by Do Kari April 21, 2011

flossile 

A ceremonial ritual engaged in by a female when straddling a motorcycle. Usually as a passenger.

" She was just about to flossile when he peeled out and ruined her composure."

flossile by rog2 February 12, 2005

fossilized 

Anything used to much due to sexual relations

Usually a guy

Author: uve just been fossilized loser
Fossilized person: shutup im not even a slut, leave me alone

fossilized by fauker March 7, 2009