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after a long night of drinking, a guy recieves a blow job but cant get his cock hard. he then proceeds to tell her to keep playing/sucking on his limp and lifeless penis (aka his floppy bacon)
a girl gave me a blowjob after we went out and she slobbed on my floppy bacon
by 12kds12 April 04, 2010