floorior

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One who sleeps on the floor, typically in a wasted manner with clothes on ready to fight the good fight of morning.

He was the bravest floorior i have ever seen, he slept in a puddle of someone else's vomit underneath a kitchen table.

floorior by seth d March 27, 2007

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Floorgorgastin

A person who tries too hard to find meaning in everything, especially with Urban Dictionary.

If you’re looking this up right now, you’re probably a floorgorgastin.

Floorgorgastin by A Huge Dartos January 25, 2021

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floorior • floorcorn • Floorio • Floorwork • Floorgorgastin • floorworthy

Floorio

A Cheerio that has fallen on the floor and is subsequently eaten by a toddler or young child.

Dad: "What is that in little Billy's mouth?"
Mom: "Oh, its just a Floorio he found under the table. I think there are a bunch down there."

Floorio by MindyL January 26, 2013

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Floorwork

When suddenly secondary to twerking, you find yourself on the floor and you continue to twerk in a fashion that resembles having intercourse. Typically a female will horizontally grind on a male while on the floor in a sexual manner. Usually this occurs in the following manner: 1)female will begin twerking on male 2)male will begin leaning back (usually with the help of supporting friends) 3)female will most likely follow as the submissive nature of our society dictates 4)they will somehow end up on the floor 5)female will sit on top of male's dick 6)she will continue to "twerk" while there until she is bored or male needs to go handle a "situation" in the bathroom. Teenagers are disgusting creatures...

*At party*

Person #1: Is it me or did you just see Daneisha doing floorwork on Tayshawwn?
Person #2: Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I did, what a whore.
Person #1: Yeah…Daneisha really is a whore.

Floorwork by Preacher's Daughter. March 16, 2013