polish the floorboards 

Eating shaved pussy

Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch

polish the floorboards by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016

sexy floorboard wench 

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

sexy floorboard wench by Raquel January 7, 2005

flowblow 

Getting a blowjob on a jetski, or any kind of boat.

He was getting a flowblow in the deep blue sea.

flowblow by dallasnicole67@shs March 17, 2011

Floorblower 

A woman who reaches up to your waist in height; makes for easy head

"Dude, that chick is so short. She's like a floorblower"

Floorblower by dickonparole April 12, 2010

Floorboard Music 

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

Floorboard Music by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

flomblow 

the act of getting sloppy on someone's mouth

Look at the couple flomblowing! That's so nasty.
Dude, she is so hot, I'd flomblow her!

flomblow by bufuness June 4, 2012

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

floorboard by Big Tom September 19, 2006