floor pie

When you find a pie on the floor.

Mmmmm... Flor pie. -Homer Simpson

by ZaphodPhouchg April 9, 2004

floor pie

Cunnilingus the acy of eating pie with both participants on the floor.

What Homer Simpson actually meant; an example of the latemt adult humour imbedded in the Simpsons.

by SuperDave May 19, 2005

Floor Pie

This phrase can be used as a verb or a noun, depending on context.

Verb: Sex on the floor, cunnilingus on the floor, DOIN' THE NASTY on the floor. You get the gist.

Noun 1: Vagina
Noun 2: A literal pie that has been placed on the floor in Project Zomboid (original but lame definition)

"Yo bros, I'll brb. Gotta eat some floor pie. The girl is getting restless."
"Oh daddy you eat my floor pie so good!"
"Why did you place that pie on the floor? Do you expect me to eat this?" "Yes, it's floor pie. What else are you supposed to do with it?".
"The ladies love Jim because he's great at eating some floor pie, if you know what I'm sayin'."

by fortune392 March 3, 2022

Floor pie

Drugs found on the floor; free drugs of unknown origin

I found some floor pie last night, and I was off my chops

by StickleMacpickle January 14, 2017