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A modern term for anyone who performs oral sex on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.
Did you see that lesbian video?
Yah, talk about a floor buffer.
by Good Luck Chuck February 02, 2009
The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.
Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.
by Jim E. Junk May 14, 2006
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