Flood buddy

When you are at that point in life when there is no chance of survival... call dibs on the cutest guy near you, and grab your last chance for pleasure...

Even before he heard the warning alarms and the call to abandon ship, Tony knew it was over. As fast as a cheetah, he ran to his Flood Buddy, Mark, and made love like only dying men can.

Flood buddy by Morbaag September 29, 2012

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Floor Buddy

The person that sits on the floor out of instinct directly after you do. This is usually done when smoking weed with a group of friends, in order to make handing you the bong or blunt less difficult.

Guy: "There's too many people on this couch I'm moving to the floor. I need a floor buddy."

Girl: *slides out of her seat & repositions herself onto the floor directly after*

Floor Buddy by iamtheclitcommander July 27, 2010

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Foodbuddy

A person similar to a fuckbuddy but no sexual activity is involved (unless wanted). This person only brings you food when you want food. Practically the best person ever

Did you hear Jenny has a "foodbuddy"? She gets whatever food whenever she wants!

Foodbuddy by GOTTTOGOOO September 6, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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