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Floigery 

Public floigery is a hypothetical-criminal act defined as "a public display of insanity, too mild to be considered psychosis". In plain language, when a civilian engages in acts that should be considered illegal but are not, in fact, stated in the criminal code. Floigery, though amusing at times, should be considered with the utmost severity.
Common examples of floigery would include:
Making up words
Continuing on jokes for far longer than necessary
Taking bad ideas and turning them into real life events
Capris
Floigery by Willow Q. August 25, 2009
The act of sending or showing many images of frogs to someone. Frogery doesn’t require much except for daily or multi daily sending of frogs. Frogery is used by people that are funny awkward… or both!
All this frogery must have an underlying meaning.
Frogery by CreatorOfFrogery April 25, 2023
Someone who is lying, so obviously and is quiet an idiot
"OFFICER I DO NOT HAVE KIDS IN MY BASEMENT"." DON'T PLAY NO FROGERY WITH ME "
frogery by peopleNOObmasteR69 April 23, 2021
A socially appropriate way to say "horny". Typically used by fairly innocent people that are too embarrassed to admit that they are, in fact, horny.
"My boyfriend's kisses make me feel flowery."
"I'm getting flowery, we should probably stop."
Flowery by innocentswag July 7, 2016

Flowery Branch 

Small town in the middle of nowhere where there are branches with a bunch of flowers. Located just outside of Buford and Gainesville.
First Man: "Hey look over there! All those trees have a bunch of flowers on them."
Second Man: "By George, I have a name! I dub this land, 'Flowery Trees!'"
First Man: "...."
Second Man: "...What?"
First Man: "Well, it doesn't sound like a very good name...."
Second Man: "Do you have any other suggestions?"
Third Man walks up: "How about Flowery Branch?"
Second Man: "Fine, but I still get credit for naming it."
Flowery Branch by eiffel February 20, 2009

Flowery Seat 

When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly
Oh go on, give me a flowery seat
Flowery Seat by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007