Floner

N. That place in between a boner and being flaccid.

Man I just saw this chicks boobs for like 10 seconds but i didnt get hard, i just got a floner.

Floner by Noah beast September 3, 2007

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floaner

Experiencing an erection in water. A "floating boner".

floa(ting) + (bo)ner = floaner

A floaner is usually in a pool or jacuzzi as the result of massage jets.

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A person who ruins another persons fun

Greg was a fleener, he stunk up the room and i could not get out.

Fleener by shouf January 4, 2004

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A weird person. An outcast. A nerd.
Boring.

"You just staying home tonight?
Aw, c'mon, FLEENER!"

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a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

floaner by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006

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A person who ruins another persons fun

Omg, Ashley was being such a fleener today.

Fleener by Dosh Heif January 3, 2004

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When you get a boner when you see Flo the Progressive girl.

"I have such a raging floner right now"

Floner by BrendanGB October 7, 2011

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