Latin for "I don't give a shit." It directly translates to "I make a tuft of wool (of that situation)," essentially meaning "I make nothing of this."
"Yo I saw your ex hooking up with someone at the bar tonight"
"Flocci facio bro, that bitch was crazy"
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Loser: I'm broke! Well at least I can depend on my best friend, right?
Friend: Flocci non facio!
by Carl Song December 24, 2005
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