flob

Acronym for Free Loading Oxygen Breather. Use on board nuclear submarines to describe newly reported personel who are not yet qualified to operate any of the equipment but still help themselves to the precious air and water supply.

Doesn't that flob realize that by starting shit with you, he's locked himself into cleaning bilges for the rest of his life?

by Twisted Twidget June 3, 2006

flob

flob being a reference to fat.
flob being more of the wobbly& cute kind of flab.

'im all flobby'
'look at your flob'

by incupuff May 8, 2006

Flob

Fat Whore who tends to be obsessed with herself. Thinks she knows EVERYBODY. Get's on alot of peoples nerves. Has at least ONE follower. Usually has an idol from 'Girls Of The Playboy Mansion'. Trys to be a plastic (eg. hair extensions, false nails, far too much make up, fake tan etc.)

"OMG! Look at that girl!"
"She's obviously such a Flob"

by Oibagtr March 29, 2008

flob

Wet fart. Pushing out a fart results in a little brown parcel in the back of your pants.

Oh Shit, I've flobbed

by mookamookaman October 1, 2006

Flob

Combination of a Fat Slob

Yo who is dat over there?

Looks like a flob to me.

What's a flob?

A fat slob!

Lol!

by jack a bee April 25, 2016

Flob

sperm, spunk, Semen

I can't wait to get into my wanking pit and throw some flob over my thumb!

by benmaye December 30, 2013

flob

Short for "frontal lobotomy."

The terrorist was flobbed by the directed energy weapon before he could take any aggressive actions. Due to the hyper-efficient flobbing, the subject was rendered gentle and passive.

by Meerkat2040 April 12, 2005