Person 1:What are you doing
Person 2: Watching FLOB
Person 1: What?
Person 2: It's a Youtube Minecraft Channel
Person 2: Watching FLOB
Person 1: What?
Person 2: It's a Youtube Minecraft Channel
by CPT Baba November 20, 2011
A person who is self-centered. All things done for others has an alterior motive, and a flobs usually doesn't accept defeat, even when it is inevitable. Also, a flobs is arrogant and views himself as higher than anyone else, regardless of the event/talent.
by Nobody443333 December 25, 2013
by I_know_my_urbs November 28, 2013
by Abcd Xyz 29207 May 20, 2023
Flob is a combination of the words flower and blob. The word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her Painting My Tie Dye (AGAIN.) for her new character who is a flower blob.
Moriah: Hey guys check out my new character! She's a flob!
Fans: Aw she's so cute! I hope you make more flobs in the future!
Moriah: I really hope flob doesn't actually mean anything else
Fans: Aw she's so cute! I hope you make more flobs in the future!
Moriah: I really hope flob doesn't actually mean anything else
by ๐น๐ฬ๐๐อ ๐ผฬอ๐๐ฬซอจ๐๐ออฬ๐ July 10, 2022
"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.
(Alternatively)
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.
(Alternatively)
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
by FrankieFlobber83 August 31, 2021