float'n 

to float like a jelly bird

say u r on a college campus and u and your boys r done 4 the day and u all r bored. You simple walk around until you find something to do.
ex: Theres nothing 2 do...lets float.

float'n by Brandon and Gabe January 3, 2005

float a baby down the nile 

Used when going to the toilet for a shit

I'm just going to float a baby down the nile

float a baby down the nile by Bill Odey December 23, 2006

egg nog float 

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.

After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.

egg nog float by air cortez April 1, 2009

night-float 

Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.

I went on a night-float last night.

night-float by TheNightFloaters April 14, 2022

New Orleans Root Beer Float 

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

New Orleans Root Beer Float by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

Flat Nutter 

Slang for an American Indian. Derives from Native Americans who rode horses bareback and would wear loin clothes, essentially flattening their testicles.

The movie Dances With Wolves had a ton of flat nutters in it.

Flat Nutter by Tom Lnuski March 22, 2008

Flat Noodle 

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

Flat Noodle by v-kyun October 4, 2022