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The word flaven is a most wonderful and amazing word. A flavorful word meaning a nerd, a person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept, or a person with an unusual or odd personality; The word originates from a character created by Jerry Lewis during his early years with Dean Martin, and, more recently, from a popular animated character in the Simpsons, Professor Frink (Who ironically can also find his roots in the same original source). Professor Frink, the crazy mad scientist, as well as the earlier Jerry Lewis character, are the epitome of geekdom. There are many variations of the word Flaven. Flavin, Flaven-hoyven, Iven Flaven, and GLAVENHAVENMOYVENSCHLOYHEYY!! are just a few examples. Another popular variation is Flaven-Maven, or Maven-Haven. In addition, Glayhaywayven, blavenoyven, gloyvenshmoyven, glutenhoyway, and heyheyheywaywen are strangely popular. A proper pronunciation of flaven requires that the speaker say the word with the utmost urgency, so that the listener can truely grasp the importance of the word. Spoken with a wide-eyed glare and a dramatic tweaking of the vocal chords, this and other similar words not only will provide years of pleasure and joy to you personally, but will delight and stimulate those around you with the heart to embrace it. The next time you see a skinny kid hunched over a computer, glasses thick enough to burn out his corneas with the light of the monitor, in a half-dazed drooling display of eerie sedation, sneak up behind him and in your most commanding tone, yell out "FLAVEN". Yes, Flaven. Sure to propel your maven skyward in a true display of utter havenwaven.
"Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into.... the third dimension. bhay-gn-flaven!"
flaven by Josh January 3, 2004
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a numerical value greater than or equal to 5 used when an exact number is not known.
I don't want to watch that movie I've seen it like flive times!

I've lost interest in that song it is getting kinda old. I've heard it like flive times already!"
flive by drey11 April 21, 2011

flavenator 

A person whom said something so utterly retarded that it starts being funny.
Mark said he supports women's rights, he did such a flavenator!
flavenator by xhmxnano January 30, 2023

Fivenightsatfrickboys 

The most funniest, loving, and adorable person I’ve ever met. Their amazing. I cant live without them.
Fivenightsatfrickboys- how are you love?
Me-💗💗🦋🦋
This is a combination of the words Flavor and Scent thus creating Flavent. This word is used in a good way of describing some things with an aromatic and flavorful feel.
This is such a flavent piece of Pie

That dinner was so flavent it made me want to die.
Flavent by Flavent Noodle September 3, 2022