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Flirtatious Desperation 

The act of turning a completely non-romantic situation into a romantic one because the person is desperate to feel as if someone actually loves them back.
"I think that cute cashier was flirting with me."
"Katie, I don't think someone saying have a nice day is considered flirting."
"No, he's definitely flirting with me. He gave me a bag."
"A bag to put your food in. You have severe Flirtatious Desperation."
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Flirtalicious 

When a persons physical attractiveness and or personality makes them irresistible to flirt with.

Damn man, Bredgett is so flirtalicious, I just can't resist flirting her up everytime I see her! Hope her boyfriend doesn't find out!!! He'll kill me!

flirtatious 

an adverb that describes people who are being inhibitly flirty with the people around them, making passes at anything that moves.
Chris is disgustingly flirtatious, even around other guys.
flirtatious by Hanna June 13, 2004

flirtashionship

not in a relationship with but constantly flirting with a guy or girl, and the feeling is mutual
John: "Are Sarah and Steve going out?"
Jeff: "Not really, they're just in a flirtashionship."

flirtagious 

When you are such a flirt other people catch it...its like a yawn...you start flirting and then everyone else does to...most likely with hott kids. its a cold..evryone gets it!
girl: i never flirt cause i i have a boyfriend, but alex makes me flirt soo much
girl2:i no! its cause he is flirtagious...
flirtagious by magenta xx May 2, 2006

flirtatious side

a side hoe that isn't really a side hoe but you flirt heavily from time to time and for most isn't even considered cheating
Person 1: You got a side hoe
Person 2: not really man, but I got a flirtatious side. I'm not even really cheating

fartascious 

Facts and information that are part of the information overload of every day life.
"We are so deluged with fact, fiction and fartascious stuff that perhaps we really do need a new word or a new method of sorting all the junk out from the stuff that matters to us individually."

-- Hulitoons on Museum of Hoaxes forum comment post, June 18, 2009.
fartascious by PRwiz101 June 20, 2009