Flirt, Squirt and Skirt

The act of courting and knocking up a girl, then immediately leaving them to be a single mom.

Tom - What happened to Angela? She used to get tons of boyfriends.
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...

by ergonomics July 31, 2018

flirt and skirt

When someone flirts with someone and leaves.

Friend 1: are you dating joey?
Friend 2: oh no, I just pulled a flirt and skirt.

by Fruitportfool August 21, 2017