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anal flank 

To flank someone (generally in war games) to get behind them, kill them, then proceed to rape them. Usually in some sort of "crouch-stand" maneuver. (Tea bagging)
Soldier 1: Dude, we got to anal flank these guys, we're getting owned!

Soldier 2: Alright, I'll distract them, you do it.
anal flank by Hiru March 15, 2008

Flank n Flog

A tactical, flankingmaneuver used by only the most skilled players in first person shooter style video games. First you flank then you flog. Game Over. Simple as that.
Holy shit man. That guy was so fucking mad when we deployed the flank n flog and killed him and his entire clan.
Flank n Flog by MrGraves86 May 23, 2019

Master Flank 

A move used in Star wars battlefront 1 and battlefront 2 by the sneakiest players in both games
Zanny: I'll go for the master flank

His Friends: you son a bitch, I'm in
Master Flank by BIGTITTYASSBITCH42069 September 16, 2020

Flank Tank 

1. When multiple people flee from an embarrassing or shameful situation

2. A gangbang
1. After my mom saw me and my friends watching porn, we all ran a flank tank.

2. Me and a few guys ran a flank tank on that slut last night!
Flank Tank by ThatStupidDude June 25, 2018

spanish flank 

The act of making love to a woman on a roof
No way man.... Jambo is doing a Spanish flank up there
spanish flank by Troybhoy December 8, 2018

flank two position

Used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. Therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. Useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. Used by Jack Bauer in the TV show 24.
(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.

Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
flank two position by CDeck January 22, 2006