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A portmanteau of flip and leaflet, fliflet is an all-encompassing term that can be used in the place of nearly any physical object, emotion, or state of being.

It's closest synonym is "smurf".
George: "You're a complete, uh, fliflet!"
Sarah: "You're flifleting! I'm far less of a fliflet than Melissa."
Melissa: "Who me? I ain't no fliflet!"
by manheimsteamroller January 15, 2013