flexpay

A completely complicated and confusing cell phone plan offered by T-mobile typically offered to african-americans due to their general lack of credit worthiness. Instead of having a normal account, Flexpay customers are not ecomonically viable; therefore, these accounts come with outsourced customer support, fees for paying monthly bills with cash, and instantaneous suspension of service when account is not paid by due date.

Tyrone- "Yo dawg, give me a lift to T-Mobile."
Jermaine- "What's goin' on, my nigga?"
Tyrone- "They shut my phone off so I gots to pay my bill at da store.

Jermaine- "Shit nigga, you got Flexpay too? I hate dat shit!"

flexpay by DickyTremendous June 20, 2009

Flexpack 

Six-pack abs that can only be seen when the person is flexing.

Bob: Sweet, I'm finally getting rid of my flexpack!
Joe: lolwat?
Bob: Means I don't have to flex to see my abs anymore.

Flexpack by Samsung13 October 14, 2009

FlexWay 

FlexWay is a french singer/rapper from Paris, english-speaking in most of his songs. He usually talk about love experiences and how he lives with his close friends, their dream lives, and so on ...He’s the coolest guy ever by the way and the most atypical of his gen. He also brought a lot of vibes in his surroundings.

: who got the biggest drip around here ?
: It’s definitely FlexWay !

FlexWay by Shawty2sweety November 21, 2021

FlexWay 

FlexWay is a french singer/rapper from Paris, english-speaking in most of his songs. He usually talk about love experiences and how he lives with his close friends, their dream lives, and so on ...He’s the coolest guy ever by the way and the most atypical of his gen. He also brought a lot of vibes in his surroundings.

: who got the biggest drip around here ?
: FlexWay! No doubt

FlexWay by Shawty2sweety November 21, 2021

Flexplay 

A type of DVD that was sold in 2003 and again from 2008 to 2011. The idea behind them was that they cost the same as renting a dvd, but after 2 days, it would no longer work, and you'd simply throw it away. The idea was that by selling these, anybody could start renting movies. They failed for several reasons.
1: Opposition from environmentalist groups (Fair enough, that's lots of plastic)
2: If you wanted to recycle them, you'd have to take it back to where you bought it, defeating the whole point.
3: By the second time they tried selling them (they tested them in 2003 and it failed then), redbox was a thing, which was a much better idea (easy to return them because they were in front of stores and you could return it to any redbox, no wasted plastic).
and last but not least:
4: There was simply too much competition (Redbox as previously mentioned, Netflix, Blockbuster, etc.)

(Sometime in 2008)
Person 1: Yeah, so we're gonna rent a movie tonight.
Person 2: Alright, are we gonna go to blockbuster?
Person 1: No, we're gonna grab a flexplay disc from walmart.
Person 2: Here's a better idea. I just got a netflix account. We don't even have to go anywhere! So what do you want to watch?

Flexplay by Bossboy28 July 6, 2025