The beefy, curtain-like, stretched out inner labia lips that keep your penis oh so warm with every thrust.
That woman's vagina might have looked like chopped liver, but her fleshblankets sure kept my penis warm!
by Mrs. DiNardo March 10, 2010
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folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.
"We make fun of Austin's fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we're all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket."
by LL Snoop's sidekick August 10, 2009