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Goochie Flector 

1. A defence mechanism used to deflect a hand used to fondle the double chin.
2. A vaginal exercise
1. "She tried to tickle to my chin and I used the good old Goochie Flector."
2. "Before my boyfriend comes over, I plan on doing some Goochie Flectors."

Flecture 

1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.
1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."

2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."

3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
Flecture by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009
a flectra is a kind of ransomware that copies your work and then publishes it for free on the internet after rebranding it
WTF! I just got flectraed, someone took this book i was writing, put their name on it and published it

This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
flectra by xx_flex_xx March 7, 2022
Wow! You took no damage! Nice flictory!
flictory by JimmieBlaze November 8, 2021

flectarn 

The act of shitting on the hood of someone's car to get revenge
Jason: you alright Robbie.
Robbie: No. do you remember that guy we mugged last week.
Jason: yeah.
Robbie: well I woke up and saw him having a Flectarn on my car.
flectarn by That_Random_Guy0 April 7, 2017
The skin that directly surrounds the asshole. Its that rinkly section before it gets smooth again.
I hate it when i take such a large crap that my fectoral hurts from the stretching.
fectoral by The Ghost of Fanwood February 24, 2007