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Goochie Flector
1. "She tried to tickle to my chin and I used the good old Goochie Flector."
2. "Before my boyfriend comes over, I plan on doing some Goochie Flectors."
2. "Before my boyfriend comes over, I plan on doing some Goochie Flectors."
Goochie Flector by Rowdy Rhonda March 2, 2009
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flector • Goochie Flector • Flictory • Frector • fectoral • flectarn • flectonomous • flectra • Flecture • ac fluctor valve
Flecture
1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.
1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."
2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."
3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."
3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
Flecture by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009
flectra
a flectra is a kind of ransomware that copies your work and then publishes it for free on the internet after rebranding it
WTF! I just got flectraed, someone took this book i was writing, put their name on it and published it
This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
flectra by xx_flex_xx March 7, 2022
flectarn
Jason: you alright Robbie.
Robbie: No. do you remember that guy we mugged last week.
Jason: yeah.
Robbie: well I woke up and saw him having a Flectarn on my car.
Robbie: No. do you remember that guy we mugged last week.
Jason: yeah.
Robbie: well I woke up and saw him having a Flectarn on my car.
flectarn by That_Random_Guy0 April 7, 2017
fectoral
fectoral by The Ghost of Fanwood February 24, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.