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Bela Fleck and the Flecktones 

An incredibly talented jazz band incorporating traditional bluegrass and old time instrumentation. Their genre is somewhat hard to capture, and they often fall under categories such as jazz, classical, folk, or bluegrass. Bela Fleck is the focal musician on banjo.
Bela Fleck can shred that banjo. ummmm, yeah, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, rawk.
FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.
Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...

For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!

Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!

So nice!
FuckTime by Funny Moms September 17, 2016
The art of FaceTime-ing while pooping
Fecetime by MikeLaury August 15, 2016
Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.
"Hey baby, got the room to myself for a couple hours, wanna FuckTime?"
FuckTime by napsXfactsXsnacks June 19, 2015
To use Facetime whilst directing brown traffic through ones chocolate speedway, to multitask, to drop the kids off at the pool while holding a smelly board meeting.
I'm busy manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation right now, I'll Faecetime you on my break!
faecetime by Deathmetalmechanic April 28, 2017

Flexitime 

Work Flexitime or flextime is a job where employees can choose: When they start their workday when they end their workday and/or how long their break is.
I work flexitime.

I don't like working flexitime really...