flavortones 

A compound word without the hyphen coined by Mr. Chi City. Both the flavors AND the tones of any given food, though mainly used for spam.

"The ranch really brings out the flavortones of the spam, you know what I'm sayin? Yeahhhh I know about the flavortones! Dats a compound word. I got vocab AND compounds, which one you want?"--Mr. Chi City

flavortones by greedonious February 24, 2010

Flavortown Fluid 

Pour one can of coke, enough vodka to deal with your shitty kids, one half shot of lime juice, then stir in bong and take a fat rip, transfer into a cocktail glass and enjoy with a side of diarrhea-enducing Chipotle.

"I enjoy the finer things in life, such as a flavorful margarita on the rocks or a Flavortown Fluid."

Flavortown Fluid by LeFrance July 21, 2018

Flavortown 

1. A mythical location referenced by Guy Fieri, on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. Flavortown is where the food is absolutely delicious and may or may not make you orgasm upon first bite. If you want to find Guy Fieri, all you have to do is find Flavortown.

2. A nickname for [Columbus, Ohio].

3. Related to No. 2, this is the mythical place that Columbus residents, as well as visiting tourists and businesspeople, go to when they die. Flavortown is said to be full of tacos, pizzas, steak, porkchops, subs, fajitas, Therminators, etc. Glenn Yarborough and Conway Twitty were given honorary residency in Flavortown upon death by Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri often travels to Flavortown to feast in the Great Hall with everyone.

"Dude, I wanna meet Guy Fieri. My cooking is so good, we'd go to Flavortown."

"Let's go to Flavortown and watch the Buckeyes play at the Horseshoe."

"If you fuck with the locals in Columbus, they'll send you to Flavortown."

Flavortown by TheSuperTrooper August 20, 2020

31 Flavors

A Baskin-Robbins USA franchise outlet, typically found in malls.

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

31 Flavors by Simone_010 January 12, 2006

Flavortism 

The act of making a biased opinion or judgment on some whack fool's style because you know you are cooler than him. Applying personal opinion to public popularity.

Flavortism.=self explanatory.....

Flavortism by Scott d. Lounge March 20, 2010

16 Different Flavors of Crazy

An expression demonstrating the number of levels upon which a situation or person is crazy or objectionable. In certain more severe situations, it is proper to modify the phrase to "31 flavors of crazy."

"My girlfriend stole my passwords and deleted all of my female facebook friends. When I confronted her about it, she bit me. She is 16 different flavors of crazy."

"This situation has since devolved, and can now be properly classified as 31 flavors of crazy."

16 Different Flavors of Crazy by BaskinRobbins16 August 17, 2011

Welcome to Flavortown 

When you grab a friends drink, food, article of clothing etc and rub it against your genital (clothed preferably) area whilst yelling "welcome to Flavortown " thereby giving honor to Guy Fieri and inducing multiple chuckles, and creating an atmosphere of camaraderie.

Steve just gave the new guy the "welcome to Flavortown " greeting, I think he's an okay fella.

Welcome to Flavortown by bartleyrose May 23, 2021