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Shasta Soda is a budget-friendly, off-brand carbonated beverage (soda, pop, Coke, whatever you call it), sold in the Western US and parts of the Southwest US.

Shasta Soda is known for being cheap, easy to find from store to store, and horribly disgusting in taste. You know how some people liken drinking Coors Light to drinking cat piss? Well, the same can be said for Shasta Soda. It looks cool, and the price sure is low, but according to many, you're better off buying Kool-Aid packets and using parasite-infested water from your local sewage system.

Shasta Soda 2-liters of varying flavors are often used by Paul Harrell as targets on the range. It's a fantastic idea, and it illustrates a lot of the points he makes.

I'd rather drink New Coke. Or a large Farva.
"Dude, ever had Shasta Soda? It tastes like cat piss."

"We're not buying Shasta Soda. I'd rather drink my own urine."

"Hi, Paul Harrell here for Shasta Soda. At the end of a long day on the range, whether it's sunny or... Rainy, there's nothing quite as refreshing as Shasta Red... Punch. *Drinks it and spits it out* Jeez!"
by TheSuperTrooper August 20, 2020
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A weapon used by law enforcement and other miscellaneous groups. It may consist of a straight or T-shaped rigid stick, or a collapsible version in both aforementioned forms. They are either made out of steel, wood, or polycarbonate. Contrary to popular belief, batons are NOT made out of rubber, except rarely as in the grip. Common manufacturers are ASP, Monadnock, Fury Tactical, and Smith And Wesson. Some examples are the PR-24, the Monadnock AutoLock, and the ASP 26".
"That cop just pulled out his baton on that dude"
"Stop resisting or I'll pull my baton out!"
"I carry a baton, since they're easy to conceal."
by TheSuperTrooper December 30, 2016
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It's the Honda Civic of handguns. It's very basic and nothing to really brag about, but it gets the job done. Stock Glocks are definitely not worth telling your range buddies about. The real show is modifying and upgrading.

If you want a match-grade trigger, you can do a ten-cent trigger job or buy a new trigger. If you want a match-grade barrel, you can buy one for as little as $100. If you want tritium sights, buy them, then it's easy to install. The aftermarket for Glock (especially Gen 3) is so strong that you can buy custom-made frames and tacticool parts.

Glock 19s are one of the most popular concealed carry handguns in the United States. It's basically the benchmark for modern concealed carry handguns.

The Glock 44 (a .22LR) is absolute shit. Don't buy one. They have a tendency to blow up.
"Dis my Glock .40, dis my problem solver."

"My buddy bought a Glock 17, it's so bland."
"At least it's not a Hipoint."

"I just added a match-grade barrel and TruGlo sights to my Glock 26."
by TheSuperTrooper September 16, 2020
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A famous YouTuber with over 400,000 subscribers. He runs a gun-centered channel where he gives demonstrations, reviews, advice and guidance on gun-related topics like caliber choice and busting myths.

He is a very mature, informative and responsible YouTuber. You may enjoy his content if you can deal with his speech impediment and... Shatneresque pauses.

Paul Harrell also gives advice on non-gun subjects like how to cook using Dutch ovens.

Paul Harrell has been in several citizen-involved shootings. He has served in both the United States Army and the United States Marine Corps, serving two tours in the Middle East.

Paul Harrell lives in the Pacific Northwest.
"Dude, did you see Paul Harrell destroy Gun Nuts Media?"

"Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Paul Harrell."

"Paul Harrell is a very mature and informative YouTuber."
by TheSuperTrooper April 16, 2020
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1. A mythical location referenced by Guy Fieri, on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. Flavortown is where the food is absolutely delicious and may or may not make you orgasm upon first bite. If you want to find Guy Fieri, all you have to do is find Flavortown.

2. A nickname for Columbus, Ohio.

3. Related to No. 2, this is the mythical place that Columbus residents, as well as visiting tourists and businesspeople, go to when they die. Flavortown is said to be full of tacos, pizzas, steak, porkchops, subs, fajitas, Therminators, etc. Glenn Yarborough and Conway Twitty were given honorary residency in Flavortown upon death by Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri often travels to Flavortown to feast in the Great Hall with everyone.
"Dude, I wanna meet Guy Fieri. My cooking is so good, we'd go to Flavortown."

"Let's go to Flavortown and watch the Buckeyes play at the Horseshoe."

"If you fuck with the locals in Columbus, they'll send you to Flavortown."
by TheSuperTrooper August 20, 2020
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A character from the Netflix series (based on a book of the same name) "13 Reasons Why" who killed herself and left 7 cassette tapes with 13 recordings, each recording having a reason for why she killed herself, and each reason had to do with a person who did something wrong (this was worsened by the fact that Hannah Baker was a 16-year old high school student, and had to encounter them at school).

These reasons ranged from a lack of friends at times and episodes of sexual harassment, to bad dating experiences, witnessing a juvenile rape, and even being raped later on by the same perpetrator. Had all or some of these events not taken place, she might still be alive.

Hannah Baker is an example of the disturbing, tragic trend of teen suicide, a growing problem in both the US (the location in which the plot of the series takes place; more specifically, the fictional town of Evergreen, California) and worldwide. The character also addresses the issues of sexual assault, harrassment and bullying, issues that have also plagued education and its students, as well as the character.

Hannah Baker is played by Katherine Langford.

The .gif below depicts her in the show saying, "why didn't you say this when I was alive?"
"Hey, it's Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your...whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo." - Hannah Baker, as she spoke on the first tape in the series.

"I lied. Um, I did know Hannah Baker. We worked together all the time at the Crestmont. We had classes together. Uh- She was my friend. And I miss her really fucking bad." - Clay Jensen, another character in the series.

"Hey man, did you watch 13 Reasons Why?"
"Yeah, it was pretty sad. I feel sorry for Hannah Baker."

"I watched 13 Reasons Why last week, and Hannah Baker's suicide made me feel so sad."
by TheSuperTrooper July 9, 2017
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