flauf 

Any noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.

(I find it absolutely incredible that someone else actually put Flauff in here already, and that it basically has the same meaning. I've been saying this word for almost ten years, ever since a friend of a friend thought he heard it on the radio, it was used to block out "fuck" I believe.)

Watch out, that flauf is moving pretty fast!

We should flauf to the store and get some cottage cheese.

That flaufin hot air balloon is on fire and coming right for us!

The old man spit flaufily into his spitoon and remarked, "If I ever flaufed a flauf that didn't flauf, then color me flaufed!"

flauf by O'Rourke February 20, 2008

Flafwat 

A person who doesn't like to eat mattresses .

Jimmy is a flafwat.

Flafwat by Bendew July 13, 2019

Falufa 

Falufa

Entry: Fa-lu-fa (Falufa)
Pronounciation: \ˈfȯl-üf-ȯ\
Function: noun

1. A pouch-like protrusion on a very fat person above/near the genital region, giving the appearance of very fat genitals (commonly seen on fat people riding around on scooters in a grocery store).
2. A second gut.

Dude 1: "what's wrong with that woman? I didn't think Women could get elephantitis..."

Dude 2: "That's just a falufa. She's a fat fuck with 2 guts."

Falufa by Chris H., Pip R. May 2, 2010

Flaughter 

(Noun) To expel a quick fart while laughing.

Watching Family Guy brought me into Flaughter

Flaughter by Christopher-Knight January 19, 2014

flauging 

to act like someone or something you're not (as in drive a car that's not yours)

Mike wuz flauging in his pops' Benz.

flauging by dood June 23, 2003

Flaaffy 

Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".

If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy

Flaaffy by Ashketchum August 8, 2013

flaugin 

1. lying; not telling the truth

Quit flaugin all the damn time!

Shut ya flaugin ass up!

You flaugin!

flaugin by Mphs06 May 4, 2006