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Flatterment 

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet
Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment
Flatterment by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010

flattergasted

A feeling evoked by an extremely pleasant surprise. That is, the simultaneous feeling of being flattered and flabbergasted.
"Today I was told that I was sexy. A hobo told me this. I was flattergasted."

Flatter Fest 

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."
Flatter Fest by casp82 January 27, 2009

Flattergusted 

Experiencing both feelings of flattery and disgust simultaneously.
When your boyfriend's creepy friend suggests a threesome with the two of you.

"What's wrong?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend's creepy friend suggested a threesome with the two of us."
"How do you feel about that?"
"Totally flattergusted."
Flattergusted by Thy Nguyen March 6, 2014

flattergasted

A state of uncertainty, brought on by an unsolicited or unwarranted barrage of compliments. This sensation is typically followed by the raising of a bullshit alarm, and is most usually induced by a frenemy.
-"Oh, cutie, you have been so funny tonight...(later at the same party)...that's a really nice shirt. It really brings out your eyes, and I've never noticed how amazing they are...(yet again, later, same party)...this is the best sex I've ever had. I've never felt this way with anyone before. You are without doubt the best lover in the world"
- (you, all the while, thinking:) 'Uh, ok(?)...uh, whatever...Is she for-fucking-real? This was a mistake. I'm so utterly flattergasted right now. '
flattergasted by jawasan August 5, 2015

Slatterfest 

A celebratory gathering of friends in honour of Slatterfey. Traditionally held on/near December 13. A great feast is prepared and guests are invited to indulge in complementary greenery and giggle juice throughout the evening.
The first Slatterfest was a great success, nobody could believe the food was edible, let alone tasty!
Slatterfest by ameliaw December 28, 2018