flatrock 

A bar in the yunk that is filled w/ hundreds of types of beers. Mostly delicious belgian beers.

E: Wanna hit up the Flatrock & get crunked?
B: No doubt...Holla boi!!!

flatrock by Ebro July 1, 2005

Flatrock Thot 

Any girl that fuck with Malik

That girl is a Flatrock Thot.

Flatrock Thot by MatBat May 10, 2016

Cow pissing on a flat rock 

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.

"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

Cow pissing on a flat rock by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock 

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

flatcocking 

(noun) Slang term used to describe lesbian sex.

Shitpants and her friend there have been flatcocking for so long, they are starting to look alike.

flatcocking by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006

flat rock

skip skipped forgotten passed up ignored

Hey I ain't no flat Rock pass that pipe it's not a microphone I don't care about your CPS case!

flat rock by Trey Skreypins January 22, 2020

flatrocious 

Usually said by a surfer. When the surf is so flat, so non-existent, it just becomes sad. It is flatrocious.

Person 1: "Hey did you check the surf today?"

Person 2: "Yeah. What a waste of time. It is flatrocious..."

flatrocious by surfstarchris August 30, 2006