flat bill

The gay ass way that people wear their hats nowadays. They even leave on the gay ass round shiny stickers that tell you how small the casing for your brain is. You used to shape your bill into a curved thing that would fit snugly on your head...back when it was cool to wear a hat.

"Damn foo, look at all those wannabee gangsta's flatbillin it!"

"I can't believe you're using a flat bill...you used to be cool!"

by therealMarcos May 13, 2006

flat bill

A hat with the flatest of brims...not an ordinary baseball cap. Gives user high amounts of swag.

Look at that bro over there, he has so much swag in his flat bill.

by Chez. January 2, 2012

Flat Bill Hat

The most retarded looking thing a human can wear on their head. Usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look "cool."

"Look at that tool over there, with the Flat Bill Hat"

"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."

by Snarky48 June 17, 2013

flat-bill-hat-a-puss

Some one who wears there hat with a flat bill backwards. Wigger.

Rodney is a flat-bill-hat-a-puss.

by twohearts May 12, 2009

flat billed ball cap

The 21st century dunce hat.

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.

by Kirkury May 29, 2022