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The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.
I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.
by Juice-box May 31, 2014
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Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered
Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012
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