flarple

not totally unlike a shart a flarple is used to describe the passing of gass with the anus sphincter walls vibrating to produce a rumbling bass effect, with a hint of lubrication to create a lower ending sound. Can also be used as a put-down

That fart sounded like a real flarple.

Hey you f'ing flarple why did you do that?

by Judge Shmendric January 20, 2008

Flarple

When you need to fart and it somehow winds up bubbling out the front way through your vagina flaps and makes kind of a "flarple flarple" sound.

The princess was mortified after she flarpled infront of her potential suiter at the ball.

by Tournikel September 11, 2011

flarple tunnel syndrome

uncontrolable urge to flatulate the tune of your favorite song.

Chris: wow dude how are you doing that?

Mo:oh yea man, Ive had flarple tunnel syndrome since I was a youngin.

Chris: That rules man.

Mo: (flarpling the tune to fall out boy)

by moshe da beadle May 9, 2008

Flarple

Flarple (Flarple) is a form of hate speech used to directly attack stupid people

You fucking Flarple guy

by ƒreddi September 15, 2022