Flarkin 

A true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement's falseness. Used as a means of deception.

Tommy: I can't find my watch, did you take it Billy?

Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..

Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!

Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.

Flarkin by Adam Ollie G. December 8, 2009

Flarking 

A replacement word for F*cking

Can express anger and frustration

Are you flarking kidding me?????

Flarking by Jds1235 October 28, 2021

flacking 

1. The repeated and often rhythmic sound created during elderly sex.

2. The flapping of loose, dry skin against loose, old skin.

I was walking down the hall past Verna's room and could have sworn I heard the sound of Seymore flacking her!

flacking by Vapor Kave January 7, 2012

Farcking 

Farcking

Last night I made farcking with my girlfriend she love make sex and fart at same time.

Farcking by Memethkerim November 8, 2018

flacking sack 

a teenage boy who is very annoying and rings and dings with there voices and occasionally screeches

Jack your such a FLACKING SACK stop dinging!

flacking sack by largedogg December 1, 2021

Flacking 

An older woman getting with a youger man/teenage boy around 10 or more years younger than her and makeing him her "ToyBoy". Commonly frowned upon especially by teenage girls who would rather the guy be with someone his own age and not with a cougar.

Made famous by the UK Xtra factor host Caroline Flack (32) getting close and personal with Harry Styles(17) member of the British/Irish boyband One Direction.

Girl 1: "OMG! Did you here about that senior boy haveing an affair with that 33yr old?!

Girl 2: "Are you serious?! No! Eww thats soo bad! And to think I had a massive crush on him before."

Girl 1:"IKR! I wish that stupid cougar would Eff off, stop Flacking and get with someone her own age! ugh."

Flacking by OhSNAPlawl December 18, 2011

Flacking 

To "kill someone softly" as in the Roberta Flack song.

She has been so lazy and flacking lately.

Flacking by Berto P October 17, 2008