When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.
David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?
Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.
David: Wow.
Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.
Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.
David: Wow.
Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.
by rogercrisps February 7, 2014