flann 

1. david bowie's number one fan, also fond of "holding out for a hero"
2. misspelling of a "not so tasty mexican treat"

Flann dances in the car, in route for Chipotle.
This flann is terrible.

flann by pineapple boy January 17, 2005

Fanny Mist 

V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.

Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"

Fanny Mist by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 1, 2019

Flannelman 

Mythical decentralized being with untold financial potential. Said to transform economic structures by mere power of checkered presence. Lives both on and off the blockchain.

"I was living in my mom's basement until Flannelman taught me about Decentralized Oracles"

Flannelman by Andie Arbeit January 30, 2019

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Fannybaws 

The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.

Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying

Fannybaws by java42 May 14, 2020

Flannel Crew 

A posse of close friends (men or woman) that wear flannel shirts on a regular basis

Tracy noticed the Flannel Crew as they showed up to the basketball game

Flannel Crew by Flannelcrue January 13, 2015

Fannycake 

Fannycake is an expression describing someone who is behaving or acting in a silly manner or is just generally a silly person but you still love them despite of that.

Person 1: She is so silly getting with the wrong guy, still a lovely girl though.
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!

Fannycake by fannycake34 October 2, 2012